Big Pickles

Perhaps you've heard that the Vatican has released its "Drivers' Ten Commandments," part of a 32-page document that addresses everything from road rage to "tramps" and "street children." It's all in the Document of the Pontifical Council for the Pastoral Care of Migrants and Itinerant People: "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road."

Not to be outdone, the guys at Car Talk put out their own list of commandments (I count 17). Besides the obligatory "Thou shalt not drive like my brother," my favorite is "Thou shall keepeth thy 17-year-old son bound to the slowest and ugliest 1979 Volvo which hath presenteth itself on the list of craig."

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